Pomfret’s “The Choyce” is appended. Numbers in brackets refer to endnotes, those
in parentheses to lines of the poem. I
have here been somewhat casual with the proprieties expected in quasi-scholarly
writing. See note following the
essay.
The novice world traveler is likely at first
to make it a point to stop by those sites already over-familiar from a thousand
pictures: the Eiffel Tower, the Pyramids, the Taj Mahal, but later trips may
turn to neighborhoods and parklands that attract fewer visitors. The reader has a parallel experience. One can only once read for the first time the
Iliad or Quixote or Rabelais or Hamlet, and the experience
is wondrous and staggering, yet, having encountered such grand prospects, one
wishes at times to wander in less-frequented purlieus of literature where the
pleasures may be less potent but offer instead a certain piquant novelty.
A bookish flâneur,
I sought just such a mental excursion by reviewing a few passages in what is
surely one of the finest works of general applied criticism, Dr. Johnson’s Lives
of the English Poets. While his theory
may be creaky, Johnson’s taste is generally on the mark, and, more than many
old critics, he provides evidence for his reactions. I determined to simply select at random a
poet of whom I was wholly ignorant and have a look to see what Johnson saw in
him (all fifty-two if Johnson’s choices are men).
One of the poets
whose names meant nothing to me, but whom Johnson considered important, drew my
attention. Johnson’s account of John
Pomfret runs less than a page but includes a startling claim: “Perhaps no
composition in our language has been oftener perused than Pomfret's Choice.” Pronouncing a well-formulated dictum (as was
his habit) that expresses skepticism of the poet’s worth, Johnson then declares
“He pleases many; and he who pleases many must have some species of merit.” Even the word “peruse,” the reader realizes,
had been chosen to suggest a more casual engagement the reader requires from
“great” literature.
Johnson’s
observation about Pomfret’s popularity is substantiated by the fact that his
works went through sixteen editions during the eighteenth century. In a magisterial tone, Johnson accounts for
the poet’s popularity by the patronizing comment that he “has been always the
favourite of that class of readers, who, without vanity or criticism, seek only
their own amusement.”
Johnson was not
alone in feeling that the poet enjoyed more prestige than sophisticated readers
would think he deserved. In 1753
Theophilus Cibber noted those who held Pomfret’s work “in very great esteem”
were specifically the “common” readers, “people of inferior life” who
appreciate the fact that “there is little force of thinking in his writings” as
that makes the poems “level to the capacities of those who admire them.”
[1] The ambiguity of Pomfret’s standing
is evident in Southey’s question in 1807: "Why is Pomfret the most popular
of the English poets? The fact is certain, and the solution would be useful.”
[2] Leigh Hunt’s “The Choice” (1823)
imitates Pomfret, but Hunt opens by calling his model “trivial” and his poem “A
pretty kind of -- sort of -- kind of thing.”
The poem that “sort
of” inspired Hunt was Pomfret’s most popular composition, “The Choyce,” a piece
in heroic couplets outlining an
idealized life plan in retirement from London in a country estate. The poem had an impeccable pedigree, with
influence from Horace, as well as sharing its theme with other respected poems
such as Cowley’s “The Wish.”
The sentiments Pomfret expressed in the poem were far from original;
they emphasized moderation and temperance in all things, “not little, nor too
great” (6), the old ideal of nothing in excess, μηδὲν ἄγαν as the oracle once
put it. [3] the writer wishes only for what is “Useful,
Necessary, Plain,” (10) which to him must include “a Clear and Competent
Estate,/ That I might live Genteelly, but not Great.” Eschewing “The needless Pomp of gawdy
Furniture” he will feed on “healthful, not luxurious Dishes” . Pomfret spends fourteen lines assuring his
reader that he would not drink too much
(53-64). Rather, he would enjoy books of
“the Noblest Authors,” both ancient and modern, dispense charity so that “the
Sons of Poverty” might not “Repine” “Too much at Fortune.” He describes his chosen friends at length,
using balanced periods to reaffirm that
they, too, follow “the middle way,” as they are, for instance, “Merry, but not
Light” (82), “Close in Dispute, but not tenacious”(88), “Not Quarrelsom, but
Stout enough to Fight” (93). The reader
feels something of the sensation of riding a see-saw.
In an even longer passage (98-139), Pomfret
describes his ideal female company, some “Modest-Fair” from whom he may obtain
“Fresh Vital Heat” [3]. She, too, is the
soul of temperance.
No Fear, but only to be proud, or base:
Quick to advise by an Emergence prest,
To give good Counsel, or to take the best.
I'd have th' Expressions of her Thoughts be such,
She might not seem Reserv'd, nor talk too much;
That shows a want of Judgment, and of Sense:
More than enough, is but Impertinence. (114-120)
In spite of her exemplary character, he would see her only “seldom” and “with Moderation,” “For highest Cordials all their Virtue lose,/ By a too frequent, and too bold an use” (137).
With his strong allegiance to social
norms, he is, of course, patriotic and willing to serve.
T' oblige my Country, or to serve my King,
Whene'er they call'd, I'd readily afford,
My Tongue, my Pen, my Counsel, or my Sword. (143-145)
He anticipates preparation for death and
the aid of “Some kind Relation” (157) to take over his affairs “While I did for
a better State prepare” (159). His life
plan is so emphatically mainstream that he feels confident that, given the
choice, “All Men wou'd wish to live and dye like me” (167). Far from the Romantic idea of representing
himself as a distinct and idiosyncratic genius, he is guided by the
neo-Classical ideal familiar from Pope’s
Essay on Criticism: “What oft was thought, but ne'er so well express'd.”
While writers who retread familiar ground may expect, at least at first,
a greater readership than those that strike out in new directions, it remains
difficult to imagine a writer who so definitively fulfills every reader
expectation, who affirms every received idea so perfectly as to become a
veritable prince of mediocrity, yet this is Johnson’s explanation of Pomfret’s
popularity. By definition the bulk of the writing of any age
is fundamentally “ordinary,” yet some authors, it seems, please their readers
by paradoxically excelling at ordinariness.
For over a hundred years Pomfret was praised and admired for his perfect
rendition of the average, the expectable, reassuring readers of their perspicuity
and good taste by endorsing their idées reçues. While his secret for besting dozens of other
predictable writers may remain elusive, once he had become popular, his
position would naturally reinforce itself.
Just as some of today’s bourgeoises might show they are au
courant having attended the most popular Broadway shows, in Pomfret’s day
and for a good while after, they could do so by demonstrating familiarity with
his work.
Some authors’
popularity is more easily explicable: Amy Lowell, Vachel Lindsay, Allen
Ginsberg, and Dylan Thomas were public characters who sometimes behaved
extravagantly. In a time when fewer
people read poetry, Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, and Leonard Cohen won fame by casting
their poetry in the genre of popular music.
Perhaps the closest parallel to Pomfret’s celebrity may be found in
writers like Edgar Guest, Joyce Kilmer, Ted Kooser, and Billy Collins [4] who
have proven comforting and highly digestible to large numbers of readers. Each of them, like Pomfret, satisfies readers
by affirming the correctness of their preconceptions in easy and competent
verse.
1. Theophilus Cibber,
“The Life of the Revd. Mr. John Pomfret,” in The Lives of the Poets of Great
Britain and Ireland vol. III.
2. Robert Southey, Specimens
of Later English Poets, I, 91.
3. This passage of
the poem proved controversial. Johnson
says that, just as Pomfret was about to assume an ecclesiastical “living,” a
“malicious” informant delayed his departure, alleging that “The Choyce”
suggested a mistress was preferable to a wife.
Remaining in the city to answer the charge, Pomfret (who was himself
married) contracted smallpox and died.
4. A dramatic example
is the synthetic Rumi composed using other English versions by Coleman Barks which
proved immensely popular in the 1990s, offering contemporary Americans a Sufism
in which they felt instantly at home..
An apologia
The modest
liberties of tone I have here allowed myself may seem out of place in a
commentary with any scholarly pretensions.
Academic essays are usually written in a rigid form, sometimes betraying
an anxious effort to appear learned, sometimes to sound scientific. Inspired once by a lecture from William
Arrowsmith about a French T. S. Eliot poem which he cast as a dialogue among
recognizable faculty types, published then as “Eros in Terre Haute: T. S.
Eliot’s ‘Lune de Miel’”, I once proposed
a session of conference papers which had in common deviation from the standard
thesis-proof format. None were submitted.
I consider
this piece pure recreation, though the reader might object that everything I
write could be so described. Opening
with a reflection on tourism, I stroll off into a text of Dr. Johnson, finding
my way then into Pomfret with divigations toward Horace, Cowley, and
others. To me the exercise constitutes a
sort bracing mental dérive, to use the Situationist term.
The Choyce
If Heav'n the grateful Liberty
wou'd give,
That I might chuse my Method how
to live:
And all those Hours propitious
Fate shou'd lend,
In blissful Ease and Satisfaction
spend.
Near some fair Town I'd have a
private Seat,
Built Uniform, not little, nor too
great:
Better, if on a rising Ground it
stood,
Fields on this side, on that a
Neighb'ring Wood.
It shou'd within no other Things
contain,
But what are Useful, Necessary,
Plain: 10
Methinks, 'tis Nauseous, and I'd
ne'er endure
The needless Pomp of gawdy
Furniture:
A little Garden, grateful to the
Eye,
And a cool Rivulet run Murmuring
by:
On whose delicious Banks a stately
Row
Of shady Lymes, or Sycamores,
shou'd grow.
At th' end of which a silent Study
plac'd,
Shou'd with the Noblest Authors
there be grac'd.
Horace and Virgil, in whose mighty
Lines,
Immortal Wit, and solid Learning
Shines. 20
Sharp Iuvenal, and am'rous Ovid
too,
Who all the turns of Loves soft
Passion knew:
He, that with Judgment reads his
Charming Lines,
In which strong Art, with stronger
Nature joyns,
Must grant, his Fancy do's the
best Excel:
His Thoughts so tender, and
exprest so well;
With all those Moderns, Men of
steady Sense,
Esteem'd for Learning, and for
Eloquence:
In some of These, as Fancy shou'd
advise,
I'd always take my Morning
Exercise. 30
For sure, no Minutes bring us more
Content,
Than those in pleasing useful
Studies spent.
I'd have a Clear and Competent
Estate,
That I might live Genteelly, but
not Great.
As much as I cou'd moderately
spend,
A little more sometimes t'oblige a
Friend.
Nor shou'd the Sons of Poverty
Repine
Too much at Fortune, they shou'd
taste of Mine;
And all that Objects of true Pity
were,
Shou'd be reliev'd with what my
Wants cou'd spare; 40
For what our Maker has too largely
giv'n,
Shou'd be return'd in gratitude to
Heav'n.
A frugal Plenty shou'd my Table
spread,
With healthful, not luxurious
Dishes, fed:
Enough to satisfy, and something
more
To feed the Stranger, and the
Neighb'ring Poor.
Strong Meat indulges Vice, and
pampering Food
Creates Diseases, and inflames the
Blood.
But what's sufficient to make
Nature Strong,
And the bright Lamp of Life
continue long,
50
I'd freely take, and as I did
possess
The bounteous Author of my Plenty
bless.
I'd have a little Cellar, Cool, and
Neat,
With Humming Ale, and Virgin Wine
Repleat.
Wine whets the Wit, improves its
Native Force,
And gives a pleasant Flavour to
Discourse;
By making all our Spirits
Debonair,
Throws off the Lees, the Sedement
of Care.
But as the greatest Blessing
Heaven lends
May be debauch'd, and serve
ignoble Ends; 60
So, but too oft, the Grapes
refreshing Juice,
Does many mischievous Effects
produce.
My House, shou'd no such rude
Disorders know,
As from high Drinking consequently
flow.
Nor wou'd I use what was so kindly
giv'n,
To the dishonour of Indulgent
Heav'n.
If any Neighbour came he shou'd be
free,
Us'd with respect, and not Uneasy
be,
In my Retreat, or to himself, or
me.
What Freedom, Prudence, and Right
Reason give, 70
All Men, may with Impunity
receive:
But the least swerving from their
Rules too much;
For what's forbidden Us, 'tis
Death to touch.
That Life might be more
comfortable yet,
And all my Joys refin'd, sincere
and great,
I'd chuse two Friends, whose
Company wou'd be
A great Advance to my Felicity.
Well born, of Humours suited to my
own;
Discreet, and Men as well as Books
have known.
Brave, Gen'rous, Witty, and
exactly free 80
From loose Behaviour, or
Formality.
Airy, and Prudent, Merry, but not
Light,
Quick in discerning, and in
Judging Right;
Secret they shou'd be, faithful to
their Trust,
In Reasoning Cool, Strong,
Temperate and Just.
Obliging, Open, without huffing,
Brave;
Brisk in gay Talking, and in sober
Grave.
Close in Dispute, but not
tenacious, try'd
By solid Reason, and let that
decide;
Not prone to Lust, Revenge, or
envious Hate; 90
Nor busy Medlers with Intrigues of
State.
Strangers to Slander, and sworn
Foes to spight,
Not Quarrelsom, but Stout enough
to Fight:
Loyal and Pious, Friends to Caesar
true
As dying Martyrs to their Maker
too.
In their Society I cou'd not miss,
A permanent, sincere, substantial
Bliss.
Wou'd bounteous Heav'n once more
indulge, I'd chuse
(For, who wou'd so much Satisfaction
lose,
As Witty Nymphs in Conversation
give) 100
Near some obliging Modest-Fair to
live;
For there's that sweetness in a
Female Mind,
Which in a Man's we cannot find;
That by a secret, but a pow'rful
Art,
Winds up the Spring of Life, and
do's impart
Fresh Vital Heat to the
transported Heart.
I'd have her Reason, and her
Passions sway,
Easy in Company, in private Gay.
Coy to a Fop, to the Deserving
free,
Still constant to her self, and
just to me. 110
A Soul she shou'd have for great
Actions fit,
Prudence, and Wisdom to direct her
Wit.
Courage to look bold danger in the
Face,
No Fear, but only to be proud, or
base:
Quick to advise by an Emergence
prest,
To give good Counsel, or to take
the best.
I'd have th' Expressions of her
Thoughts be such,
She might not seem Reserv'd, nor
talk too much;
That shows a want of Judgment, and
of Sense:
More than enough, is but
Impertinence. 120
Her Conduct Regular, her Mirth
refin'd,
Civil to Strangers, to her
Neighbours kind.
Averse to Vanity, Revenge, and
Pride,
In all the Methods of Deceit
untry'd:
So faithful to her Friend, and
good to all,
No Censure might upon her Actions
fall.
Then wou'd ev'n Envy be compell'd
to say,
She goes the least of Womankind
astray.
To this fair Creature I'd
sometimes retire,
Her Conversation wou'd new Joys
inspire, 130
Give Life an Edge so keen, no
surly Care
Wou'd venture to assault my Soul,
or dare
Near my Retreat to hide one secret
Snare.
But so Divine, so Noble a Repast,
I'd seldom, and with Moderation
taste.
For highest Cordials all their
Virtue lose,
By a too frequent, and too bold an
use;
And what would cheer the Spirits
in distress,
Ruins our Health when taken to
Excess.
I'd be concern'd in no litigious
Jarr, 140
Belov'd by all, not vainly
popular:
Whate'er Assistance I had power to
bring
T' oblige my Country, or to serve
my King,
Whene'er they call'd, I'd readily
afford,
My Tongue, my Pen, my Counsel, or
my Sword.
Law Suits I'd shun with as much
Studious Care,
As I wou'd Dens, where hungry
Lyons are;
And rather put up Injuries, than
be
A Plague to him, who'd be a Plague
to me.
I value Quiet, at a Price too
great, 150
To give for my Revenge so dear a
Rate:
For what do we by all our Bustle
gain,
But counterfeit Delight for real
Pain.
If Heav'n a date of many years
wou'd give,
Thus I'd in Pleasure, Ease, and
Plenty live.
And as I near approach'd the Verge
of Life,
Some kind Relation (for I'd have
no Wife)
Shou'd take upon him all my
Worldly Care,
While I did for a better State
prepare.
Then I'd not be with any trouble
vext, 160
Nor have the Evening of my Days
perplext.
But by a silent, and a peaceful
Death,
Without a Sigh, Resign my Aged
Breath:
And when committed to the Dust,
I'd have
Few Tears, but Friendly, dropt
into my Grave.
Then wou'd my Exit so propitious
be,
All Men wou'd wish to live and dye
like me.